Tuesday, December 20, 2011

How much trouble can I get in for this?

I was playing yahtzee the other night with my family and one of my neighbors, Ned. I am a very competitive person by nature; all American heavyweight wrestler, scratch golfer, scratch bowler, ranked inside top 100 in Call of Duty.. I know, the last one was pathetic, but I assure you I am not, considering I make 6 figures a year. I ended up losing to Ned by one point which actually pissed me off to an incredible extent. Following his victory, Ned felt it necessary to taunt me and put his score sheet in my shirt pocket. Although he was being playful, I reacted out of anger during the time and smacked him 4 times in the head with the yahtzee box.. I proceeded to stick my finger in his face and yelled "F*** You Ned!" I then flipped the table over, stormed out the front door, got on my motorcycle and sped around the neighborhood in complete and utter distress.|||No. Your creative writing class seems to be going well.|||Legally, Depending on the locale and the laws in the jurisdiction, you could have been arrested for 'disturbance of the peace'.





It is one thing to be competitive. But you need to cool down before you end up losing your job, home n' family.|||I'm not even going to comment on the CoD statement.





It's a domestic disturbance, so not too much trouble. But you NEED to get your anger under better management, or else you'll ending up getting in a lot of trouble.|||no trouble. kinda gay you were actually playing yahtzee though.|||I hope you were going the speed limit!

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