Bin Laden says not to mess with China?

Why Osama does not dare to mess around with China?





Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with





The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with


the following results:





One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate


of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic bridge





One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in the bus,


but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours





One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found that the bomb remote


control was stolen





One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at


the door by the security staff and arrested as an East Turkistan separatist,


and was beaten and interrogated





One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and


wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but even after six months,


failed to see any news reports on the success of the bombing (due to news


blackout by the China government), was considered by the organization to claim


a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!)





One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a


motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb)


from him





One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the


hospital in a coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not


only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would


possibly be in a vegetative state





Later, Bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island, but


she was cheated into prostitution





Finally, Bin Laden had to say: Remember! China is the world's only country


we absolutely cannot mess with!.|||it so funny. reminds me of coyote who always get beaten.|||you already answered your question.





yea so basically don't F with China and you will be good|||ok so how is this a question that we can answer, i mean you already answered it yourself





soooooo??????????/|||What was the question again? LOL, i'm not sure what i should answer; you've already answered it yourself!