Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Rate my Monday Night Raw Show?

(Rate the matches, promos etc...out of 10)





Promo 1 - Wade Barrett enters the ring. He relives some of his NXT moments. However is soon interupted by none other then John Cena. John Cena storms in the ring, and begins to rap Wade Barrett senseless. Wade becomes annoys and nails Cena with the mic. This calls the rest of Nexus. Nexus begin to surround Cena. Out of nowhere Nexus attacks their leader Wade Barrett! Nexus begin pummeling each other as Cena watches. David Otunga standing tall of everyone until he is lifted up for the AA! Jericho from behind! Code Breaker to the back of Cena's head! Jericho has returned! The beep noise is then heard as Michael Cole says that the Anonymous GM has scheduled a tag team match between Chris Jericho %26amp; David Otunga, against John Cena, and Wade Barrett. Jericho grabs the laptop, and bashes it across Michael Cole's head, before Otunga slams Cole through the announce table. Jericho, and Otunga leave the ring.





Match 1 - Chris Masters vs Daniel Bryan for the United States Championship!


Bryan, goes for a superplex, but then Alex Riley, and the Miz distract the ref as Chris Masters low blows Bryan, Bryan falls off the top rope. Masters gets off the top rope, and locks in the Master Lock for the tap out.





Winner - New US Champ Chris Masters





Promo 2 - Jericho is interviewed backstage. The interviewer ask Jericho why did he do what he did to Cena, and Cole, and what is his thoughts about his match tonight. Jericho claims he did what he did to Cena, because not only is Cena a parasitic fiend, but he is one of the most overrated superstars in this company. He says he did what he did to Cole because someone had to shut that annoying Miz fanatic up. He claims that tonight in his tag team match that Cena, and Barrett wont walk out of the ring victorious...because Raw....is...JERICHO!!!!





Match 2 - Santino vs Vladmir Koslov


Friendly competition. Santino goes for a crossbody, but is caught. Vladmir lets go as Hornswoggle runs into the ring. Hornswoggle, and Vladmir dance in the ring, before Santino punches Hornswoggle in the groin. Hornswoggle falls in pain. Santino starts shouting saying how Hornswoggle cant steal his partner. Vladmir rolls Santino up for the victory.


Winner - Vladmir Koslov





Match 3 - Maryse vs Kelly Kelly


Maryse goes for the French Kiss, but Sheamus comes in, and trys for a punt kick! Maryse ducks, kicks Sheamus in the groin, and hits the French Kiss. Kelly rolls out the ring, but Maryse follows. Kelly ducks, and bashes Maryse's head into the steel steps. Maryse is counted out.


Winner - Kelly Kelly





Promo 3 - Alex Riley comes out on a dashing motorcycle. He steps in the ring, and claims that he is here to make this show awesome, and that he is inviting Jerry the King Lawler to fight him. Jerry steps into the ring, and says that he accepts on one condition. Alex Riley asks what is it, Jerry low blows Riley with the mic, and says that he has a friend in mind to fight Riley. The Big Show comes out.





Match 4 - Alex Riley vs The Big Show


Riley is pummeled in the beginning, but Miz quickly rushes down only to be chokeslammed. Riley takes advantage of the distraction for a diving clothesline. Riley is hit with the Knockout punch in mid air. Big Show pins.


Winner - The Big Show





Before Match 1 - Justin Gabriel heads into the ring with Heath Slater, before being attacked by Randy Orton. Justin, and Heath begin jumping Orton. 450 Splash! Orton moves out the way, before pushing Slater into Mark Henry who appeared behind them! Mark Henry with the World's strongest slam. Randy Orton connects with an RKO to Gabriel!





Match 5 - Mark Henry vs Justin Gabriel


Mark Henry simply hits the worlds strongest slam for the victory.


Winner - Mark Henry





Post Match 1 - Lights turn off...Lights turn back on...It's...Masked Kane!!!! Kane chokes Mark Henry, as Kane opens his hand a mystical purple aura comes out, and blasts Gabriel from the ring into the barricades! Lights turn back off, and back on, Kane is gone. . .





Match 6 - John Cena %26amp; Wade Barrett vs Chris Jericho %26amp; David Otunga


Cena sets Otunga for the AA! Otunga holds on to the ropes! Cena releases Otunga, and Jericho gets a blind tag. Otunga again lifted for the AA, but Jericho moonsaults off the ropes onto Cena! Wait...Cena catches him!!! Double AA!!! Out of nowhere! Barrett lifts Cena, Otunga, and Jericho up, and hits the Wasteland! Ref checks on Cena, but Barrett is RKOed out of nowhere by Randy Orton, Orton slithers out the ring. Cena gets up first, and hits the AA on Otunga, Cena pins! Ref telling Cena, Otunga isn't the legal man. Cena turns around, and is dropped down, and locked into the Lion tamer! Cena...Cena taps out!!!!





Winner - Jericho %26amp; Otunga





Promo 4 - Jericho grabs the mic quickly, and says "RAW IS JERICHOOOO!"





Post match 2 - Jericho sets up a table. Wait...SCSA returns!!! Stunner on Otunga, Jericho goes for Codebreaker, but is thrown through|||10 out of 22|||that would be a good show

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