Saturday, December 10, 2011

When he returns will jesus ride a triumph or victory motorcycle?

I have it on good authority that he won't be back. He has a KTM and he's having too much fun.|||I dont know where the hell the others get there info but at my church my pastor has always said jesus will ride back to earth on a gold busa that has been punched out to a 1800cc runs nos and is turbo'd. God will follow him on a 3020 kawasaki Zx 10 also overbored but running off of uranium that powers the shaft drive putting power down to the marazochi carbon wheels running a magical michelin tire that is the grippest and longest wearing tire that only he could design. Hope that helps|||Earlier he rode an *** so this next time he should probably get his sh!t together and ride Triumph!


If he tried to ride a Harley he'd just be trading down from the ***!


If he went on a Victory he'd have to have his father cosign on the loan!|||..." as the preachers get stoned in their Buicks,


Jesus Christ drives by in his Ford"... Alleys of Austin, Micheal Murphy


Cosmic Cowboy Souvenir|||Because Jesus was reputed to be practical and of frugal temperament, I think he would be more likely to ride a scooter.|||I talk with Jesus the other day. He said he liked the classic looks of my bike and will most likely get a Triumph Bonneville Black.|||It says in the Book he will come in the clouds. Triumph and Victory do not build clouds.|||Guaranteed that it will be something "OLDE SCHOOL". The Man has proven that he is not comfort driven.|||He'll be riding a unicorn powered by rainbows and leperchaun farts aka a TT 'Busa|||Jesus doesn't ride. He's a sk8r boy (and snowboards in winter).|||Yamaha Virago. He wants a dependable ride!|||Dont worry jesus will return on his





Y2K !!!!!!|||Jesus rides a Segway. Everybody knows that.|||The MAN will be on his HARLEY !!!

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